Brooke Marks aka Brooke biography

Real biography: In Her Own Words

My name is Brooke Marks, and you're looking at the anti-fake-lesbian-zombie-profile profile. Whaaa? Haha, sorry. What I mean to say is: I'm straight, and I'm not particularly concerned with "trading sexy pics" or adding "girls only." Unusual, huh? It seems like fake-lesbianism is a form of zombie plague, and Myspace is slowly becoming the land of lesbian zombies, only instead of "Braaaaaaains," they're all moaning: "Trade picssssssssss. Girlssss only. I'm soooooo wwwwwwwwet."

If I occasionally go into rants like that about fake lesbians or speed metal and rap music set to auto-play on people's myspaces, pardon me. It's just that these things make me want to break a glass of lemon juice in my hand. They make me want to suit up a posse with shot guns and molotov cocktails and start Myspace zombie hunting, you know what I mean? Haha.

But anyway, about me. I'm a Florida college student, I love David Bowie, and I have recently, painstakingly, cramp-handedly built my own website (type in my name: brookemarks.com). I also tend to trash messages that didn't take any thought to write, because they just clog my inbox like gym socks stuffed down the drain of a kitchen sink. So if you're thinking about asking me only "What's up," or "What u doin", please go distract yourself in the mirror for a half hour or so. Because that should answer your question. And with that said, Welcome to Costco - I love you.