Joanna Krupa aka Joanna biography

Real biography: She might hail from Warsaw, Poland, but Joanna Krupa’s body is no joke. (And neither is her face. Or her lips. Or her hair. It’s all un-comedically sexy.)

Life Story

Born in Poland and raised from the age of 5 in Chicago (aka, the Warsaw of America), Krupa has the market cornered on failed men’s television shows of the early 2000s, appearing as both a Juggy Dancer on The Man Show (Kim Manning) and a spokesmodel on The X Show (Bonnie-Jill Laflin). She has also had smallish parts as The Hot Female Character in shows like Las Vegas (Vanessa Marcil, Molly Sims, Nikki Cox), Son of the Beach (Jaime Bergman) and CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (Jorja Fox, Liz Vassey). Off the screen, Joanna has heated up the pages of dozens of magazines, most memorably the July 2005 issue of Playboy, which, after incredibly extensive research, named her the Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World (we can’t argue with their decision). Joanna was recently Miss Howard(Stern) TV An avid card player, Joanna is the official spokesperson for Titan Poker. She’s also something of an animal rights activist. She shot a nude advertisement for PETA, and she has been quoted as saying, “There is nothing sexy about wearing something that is so obviously tied to senseless pain”—which is also why you will never find her draped in an old promotional poster for The X Show.Coming up, the Polish-American babe will carry top billing in the 2008 horror film Skinner Box (Jennifer Sipes, Angela Trimbur), and she’ll be releasing a calendar in which she appears topless. Now that’ll be a good month.