Katrina Alexandra Infield aka Katie biography

Real biography: Besides being the "biggest" British glamour model of the past ten years and a constant limelight hugger in the British media, Jordan/Katie Price is without a doubt a marvel of modern tit enhancement surgery and very hot commodity.

Early Life and the birth of "Jordan"

Born Katrina Alexandra Infield in Brighton, England, Katie took the surname Price after her mother remarried. And when she made her modeling debut by appearing topless on Page 3 of The Sun newspaper—you gotta love British journalism—she began operating under the name “Jordan,” apparently unaware of America’s basketball player of the same name, and how this might cause confusion when a guy tells you something like, “Man, did you see Jordan topless in the newspaper yesterday? What a hottie.” However, since basketball is barely watched outside of North America, we`ll let her off on this one. From 2005 Jordan adopted the bemusing policy of using the name Jordan in naked shoots only and her real name, Katie Price, in all other projects. Just to add to the bafflement she began talking about “Jordan” in the third person, referring to it as a “stage person”. This no doubt resulted in a lot of severe headaches, so she has gradually phased out “Jordan” and now uses her real name for almost all of her work. None of this had any impact on her massive tits of course.

Modelling Career

Thanks to Page 3, Jordan began appearing in men’s lifestyle magazines on a regular basis, but, still feeling insecure—or perhaps feeling ambitious…did you ever look at it that way?—she had her breasts enlarged, going from a size B to a size E. Since then, she has graced the covers of FHM, Maxim, British Esquire, Zoo Weekly and the esteemed Nuts. In 2002, she landed on the cover of Playboy and—get this—appeared nude inside. (On multiple pages!)

Other Media Projects

Having established herself as a magazine babe, Jordan segued into the lucrative field of reality television. She has appeared on shows like I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! and the documentaries Jordan: Living Without Fame, Jordan: The Truth About Me and Jordan: I’m a Whore. In late 2007, ITV2 gave a prime time Friday night slot to her latest TV project, Katie and Peter: Unleashed (co-hosted with hubby Peter Andre). Mixing the chat show format with various audience participation skits that were mainly designed to squeeze large dollops of nudity and humiliation out of the ordinary public, the show was mostly awful though it did receive favourable ratings and placed Jordan in various boobage revealing outfits.2004 saw the publication of her autobiography Being Jordan, which became the fourth bestselling autobiography of all time in the UK. (At number one: Being Mr. Bean.)Coming up, Jordan will continue to write a regular advice column for OK! magazine—dispensing tips like: change your name twice and pose topless!—and she’ll spend time with her three children. She might also take baths in piles of cash: Her fortune has been estimated at 30 million pounds, making her one of the richest women in Britain. Of course, as everyone knows, dollar bills are not her only impressive assets.

Relationships

Tabloid newspapers in the late 1990s and early 2000s were regularly strewn with tales about Jordan’s various romantic hook ups, most of them described in graphically hardcore honest by Jordan herself. Teddy Sheringham and various other Premiership footballers passed through her bedroom in the late 1990s, but it was her relationship with Manchester Utd striker Dwight Yorke that took up most column inches as the decade moved to a close. Initially described by Jordan as the romance of the century, it quickly deteriorated into an almighty media fight when Yorke demonstrated his usual charming grace by dumping her and homing in on the next blonde with a heartbeat.However, not only did Yorke suffer some ball breaking salvos from a clearly none too impressed Jordan, he also was made to look an even greater bastard when he initially denied that he was the father of Jordan’s son, Harvey, reportedly saying that his legal team would want half the phone book to undergo a DNA test before a single penny was handed over in child support. Jordan by-passed this suggestion and went straight for the scientific approach, which duly proved Yorke`s paternity and ushered in a truce between the two squabblers.Another notable public spat was with Gareth Gates, the stuttering big haired runner up to the UK’s Pop Idol contest in 2000. Although Jordan had agreed to keep their bonking sessions secret at first, she became increasingly annoyed by his denials of any links between the two and eventually retaliated by revealing all in her book. And just to teach the stuttering one a lesson she revealed that not only did she take his virginity, but that he also had an eye watering tear in his foreskin half way through a particularly vigorous shag. Ouch.Eventually tiring of the boyfriend merry go round, she met and quickly wed singer Peter Andre and his orange tan after meeting the Aussie on ITV1`s I`m a Celebrity: Get Me Out Of Here. The consensus was that the marriage would last days rather than years, but at present the couple are still together and not one rumour has emerged of any marital strife.